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Freshly Overdesigned!

by eastern europeans

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Just as Confounding!

but simpler to navigate?

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Form Over Function!

A Pricey Template Shouts "Class"!

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can we stop now?

all this motion is a bit too much!

Welcome to the ridiculously overdesigned RollandRelatives.com website for 2019.

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Robert and a lively blend of his genetic and honorary relatives have been privileged to learn and shape the stories of hundreds since first presenting an eclectic weekly news program on Southern California radio in 1980.

In every incarnation from international documentaries to network television programming to work with some of America's top advertising agencies, our work always starts with the story.

Meet the Parents. And the siblings... and the Dutch Uncles, the ex-sister-in law, even a few "adopted" members of the Roll & Relatives extended family.

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To tell your story with words and moving images may seem a daunting task. ((this section addresses writing, production and delivery of video projects))

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Ongoing mastery of the most current video and photographic editing tools is a source of pride for us. From original Full UHD (4K) video to restoration of film and photographs, results speak for themselves.

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p-Break -- People, products, portraits, something else that starts with "p".

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(NOTE: we have since released the copywriter of the previous to "spend more time with his family")

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Meet the Parents. And the siblings... and the Dutch Uncles, the ex-sister-in law, even a few "adopted" members of the Roll & Relatives extended family.

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Very much in demand these days...

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Alexander Swart - Swart Advertising

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Emma Grosch - Influencer

Emma is an actress or model either from California or one of the former Soviet republics. She thinks RollandRelatives.com is the BEST! "I tink dat RollandRelatives iss de best!”, she says.

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